What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:07

Diamonds Are Forever
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What baseball stories from the early days of the sport seem too bizarre to be true?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill
Is crossdressing being a transvestite?
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
Who writes and reads novels nowadays?
Goldfinger
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service